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The Code Crackers Bible!

Authorized Astronomical Version 1.0

By EmptycaloriesRUS

A handy-dandy secret decoder ring in every boxed set!

For years there has been a discussion among missiologists and linguists concerning the proper translation of certain biblical passages into various languages in the entire world. Now, with the Code Crackers Bible, translation is a simple act of decoding!

Now YOU can understand the Secret Messages embedded in scriptures!

No longer the province of academicians and scholars, any lay person can now understand the hidden secrets lurking behind the text.

No more mystery! No more guessing! You will have access to the hidden prophetic secrets that lay dormant for millennia!

With the handy-dandy decoder ring, you are fully equipped to delve into your own cosmic destiny!

Iron Chef meets Iron Man!!!

The Code Crackers Bible is based wholly upon the ancient Crackus Alimentarius manuscript, which was recently discovered where it was buried in the desert sand outside Roswell, New Mexico, by a team of gastronomical code breakers. Opening a rusty vintage 1960s Fred Flinstone lunchbox, code cracker Tom Horn exclaimed, “That’s my old gradeschool lunchbox!”

This was a direct fulfillment of an ancient Mayan prophecy that foretold that in the year 2012 there would be a great gourmet discovery. Mystic code expert L.A. Marzulli decodes the quantum significance of this find:

“Taking the letter “g” out of “astronomy” left the human race without a divine destiny blueprint for thousands of years. But now we have in our hands the full text of the hidden recipe—lost for millennia, but now unveiled to ex-government agents with above top-secret security clearance, world-famous field investigators, physicists and theologians who can peel back the truth behind a reality so astonishing the personal destiny of every man, woman and child could be impacted by its implications!”


Using your handy-dandy decoder ring will unlock biblical secrets never-before known to mankind! For example, Daniel 10:3 unlocks the divine destiny of Rick Warren’s Daniel Plan, now sold to millions as the first Cosmic Gastronomical event.

“I ate no pleasant bread, neither came flesh nor wine in my mouth, neither did I anoint myself at all, till three whole weeks were fulfilled.”

First decode Daniel 10:2, which reveals that there was “three full weeks”—indicating three full millennia have passed to the full fruition of this prophecy today. Note how the numbers 10:2 equate to the year 2012 in prophecy. But there’s more!

Daniel’s Planned Divine Destiny dovetails with your Cosmic Purpose! Here’s how to divine meaning from this passage:

  • Daniel ate no “pleasant” bread—If you remove the letter “l” from pleasant you will find the word “peasant” which decoded means Daniel was in need of not just health but wealth! No more peasant wages! How to have cosmic wealth at your disposal!
  • “Neither came flesh” to Daniel’s mouth decodes into a completely vegetarian diet for harmonization with nature and the cosmos. This new secret reveals that Peter’s dream was only for the first century. Learn how to go vegan at!
  • “Wine” decoded means “new wine” which interpreted correctly is the New Cosmic Reformation (NCR)! As soon as C. Peter Wagner’s spiritual warfare tactics usher in heaven to earth, the NCR can begin! Using your handy-dandy decoder ring you will learn the secrets to deciphering letter and number patterns and their spiritual significance. NAR in this formula becomes the “old wine,” while NCR becomes the “new wine.” Remarkable!
  • Daniel didn’t “anoint” himself for three weeks! Decoded, this prophecy is of the utmost significance! At once all bathing must cease during the coming period of baptism by purifying fire into the New Cosmic Order! In the meantime, you can order “burn the fat” supplements from to give your body and soul prophetic release into the glory realm for health and wealth. Chuck Pierce has prophesied that:

The fire is coming in you and melting away what is trying to cause you to slumber in this season. You have lost your ‘soul press.’ I am rekindling your soul, for there is an identity in you that is going to be fiery and will burn your way through this season. Momentum is coming through the fire gate. Catch the moment and you will create the event you’ve been watching for. You have said, ‘The event is escaping me.’ Catch the moment when I blow up through your soul and awaken the past deposits of My glory that have fallen asleep….”

No more Junk Food! The Code Crackers Bible has a Divine Interface with the E.T. Bible, the Attractional MegaChurch Bible and the Paranormal Bible! Your handy-dandy Decoder Ring will decode secrets in each of these authorized versions!

Decoding the Cosmic Comics! Remove the “s” in “cosmic” and you will find “comic” relief from all of the worst end-time eschatologies! Simply flip the decoder switch and learn the secrets to encoding your own divine destiny!

GUARANTEED: Nephilim-proof translation!

Why wait?! Pre-order your Code Crackers Bible today! Your order will be shipped before December 21, 2012.

Published by Domergent Enterprises

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