THE EMERGING CHURCH AND WELCOME TO YOUR GLOBAL NEW EVANGELICAL RELIGION

O yes, I know this is actually the "Welcome" video to "the Unitarian Universalist Church of Berkeley," but why quibble? Nah, just listen carefuly to the gooey sicky-sweet syrup oozing forth from "the Revs. Chris Craethnenn (he gets the neat-o rainbow scarf), Barbara Hamilton-Holway and Bill Hamilton-Holway," me and you and a dog named Boo, and you’ll hear the empty echoes of wolves in sheep’s clothing in the neo-liberal cult of the Emergent Church.

Man-pleasing semi-pelagian (at best) deceivers such as Guru Brian McLaren and Rob Bell and the ever distinguished Living Spiritual Teacher and Quaker Richard Foster.

I tell you this in the Lord; your rapidly apostatizing $evangelical$ leaders listen to fools like these at the great spiritual peril of your own youth.