Well, it’s so easy a 6 year-old can do it.

Here’s a li’l somethin’, somethin’ for all the pathetic people-pleasing Prophet-Führers like Steven Furtick.

For those boyz who long to be another T.D. Jakes, below Apprising Ministries presents some instruction.

Hey, if he can get “the Show” down, why there’s hope for you, too. ;-)

See also:

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: T.D. JAKES AND PAULA WHITE

T.D. JAKES SAYS KEN SILVA IS BEING OBNOXIOUS

DUNG DROPPINGS IN THE ELEPHANT ROOM: T.D. JAKES—JESUS IS THE PRODUCT