THE NEW MYSTICS: MISSIONAL FOR DRUNKEN "SPACE CADETS"

with all the deception of wickedness for those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth so as to be saved. For this reason God will send upon them a deluding influence so that they will believe what is false, in order that they all may be judged who did not believe the truth, but took pleasure in wickedness. (2 Thessalonians 2:10-12, NASB)

Hello; This Is Your Spiritual Wake-Up Call, If You Can’t See Through This, Well… 

As Apprising Ministries first pointed out in John Crowder And The New Mystics:

John Crowder and Benjamin Dunn travel the world on a continual Love Feast known as the Drunken Glory Tour. This collaborative “party ministry” is setting thousands free around the globe as we boast in nothing but the finished works of Jesus Christ, bringing an intoxicating, new wine message of glad tidings! (Online source)

Ekklesia Is A Real Gas Dude! at CRN introduced you to the Ekklesia Detroit Middle School Lockerroom church of pastors Chris and Andrea Lambert, who both have Master of Divinity Degrees from Fuller Theological Cesspool Seminary. Now that they’ve interviewed Satan, they want us to know that they’re missional enough to have “entered the iFart Commercial Contest!”

In the video below, fellow “Christ-follower” ministers John Crowder (with the blue top) and own “drunken” buddy Benjamin Dunn will first put you through a few “spiritual exercises,” which apparently Ignatius of Loyola, founder of the spiritual Gestapo Unit the Jesuits, neglected to teach in his own version of spurious spirituality.

Then Crowder and Dunn will go on to hawk their upcoming Joy Unspeakable And Full Of Glory (if only they wouldn’t speak) conference of “party time” coming up in September of this year, where Crowder announces they want to “deposit and import” along the East Coast “all this crazy outbreak of glory” that’s been happening “in California with ‘the new ecstatics.’ ”

Zowie! So the spiritual outlaw firm of Crowder and Dunn encourages all you “space cadets” to “get your drunken van” ready and bring all of your own “drunken buddies” to the “crazy party.” Ah, but the joke happens to be on the visible church now that it’s jettisoned Sola Scriptura in favor of Contemplative Spirituality/Mysticism, which C&D practice themselves.

As I point out in If You Truly Love “Jesus” There Are No Boundaries For The “Christ-Followers”, who’s to say that these ministers should continue to be excluded from the new deformation of the faith in the Emerging Church aka Emergent Church, now morphing into Emergence Christianity. I do hope these inclusive Christians, with their superior brand of Christianity, aren’t going to practice discrimination here.

Welcome to your nightmare the future of youth ministry…

HT: A Little Leaven

See also:

CHRISTIANITY 21: EMERGING VOICES OF A PSEUDO-CHRISTIAN FAITH

THE NEW CHRISTIANS WITH CHRISTIANITY WORTH BELIEVING—NO SOLA SCRIPTURA: YES, WOMEN PASTORS AND QUEER CHRISTIANS

YOU LOVE JESUS; GOOD FOR YOU, BUT WHICH ONE?

THE EMERGENCE OF EVANGELICAL INCLUSIVE ORTHODOXY AND EMBRACE OF GLBTQ CHRISTIANS

ROB BELL, PETER ROLLINS, AND QUEERMERGENT’S ADELE SAKLER

Crowder Chowder

“Prophetess” Patricia King Promotes “New Mystic” John Crowder